Immigrate This

So I started this thing a while ago and then didn’t do anything with it. I’m back on my game, here it goes.

This immigration thing really pisses me off. Here is what I see. It is great that there are people and organizations that will help those in need. That shouldn’t EVER be criminal. But the hard truth is that illegal immigrants are just that, illegal. They don’t deserve to die, they don’t deserve to be taken advantage of, and they don’t deserve to get a free ride.

Why the hell should they receive any kind of amnesty for breaking the law? Yes they have picked our food, cleaned our houses, and mowed our lawns, but that by no means makes them heros. They did it for wages that most Americans are unwilling to survive on. That does not make them heroic. If they hadn’t done it for less, someone would have had to clean their own house or pay someone livable wages to do it for them. There is NOTHING wrong with either case. So you want fresh lettuce and carrots on your table in the middle of the desert. Well fucking move out of the desert or pay people enough to make it worth their while to pick and ship that food to your luxury house in Las Vegas. Just because you did a shitty job for less compensation than any legal resident would have the right to ask for doesn’t make you a hero or a victim. It just makes you taken advantage of.

No mass deportation? Why not? Why should you get to live here before people who have gone about the process in a legal fashion? So you don’t like our legal process, you think it’s unfair because you want to be here and didn’t get to come? Well fuck off. I would love to win the lottery, and I’ve played several times. That doesn’t give me the right to rig the lottery or demand I be paid simply because I played. Just because you escaped the law and lived here for a while doesn’t me you won the lottery. You just beat the system. When it catches you, you should be deported.

I don’t understand how people can be upset by illegal immigrants being called illegal. It is not hateful, it is not racist, and most of all it is not untrue! YOU ARE ILLEGAL!

Here is what I think… We need immigrants and we need them to enter the coutry LEGALLY. This country was built on and by immigrants. Yes, we fucked the Indians (so sorry, native americans) but what can we do about that now… let’s just give them casinos, beer, and lots of twinkies and they will take care of the problem with social diseases. But I digress, that is a whole different topic, on which I also have strong opinions. But just because the Indians got screwed doesn’t mean we have to keep getting screwed by illegal immigrants.

So here you go, apply for visas; there is already a guest worker program (even if it sucks, try to get it changed). Then you can work for honest wages, pay honest taxes, and work towards legal citizenship. We need you here and we are Ok with that. Just come legally or go the fuck away; and don’t whine because you got caught.

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Who Said Life Was Fair?
-Uncouth

Too Old

Here’s the deal. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, from April 1, 2000 to July 1, 2004, the average age of an American is 36 years old. So how old are the people running our government?

They are too old! They no longer represent the knowledge and opinions of our country! They are an antiquated breed and need to be replaced.

They are dirty. And by dirty I don’t mean that they refuse to shower. Career politicians are falling every day because they are crooks and got caught.

It is time we elect a government who knows and thinks the way the country thinks. It is time we elect a government who is willing to live by religious values without becoming a religious state. It is time we elect a government who is willing to act with reason rather than coddling superstitious beliefs of ages past.

Become or elect progressive, honest, non-career, rational politician!

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